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Surfin on a Cow (From the album, Jan & Dean Jump Over the Moon: The Wisconsin Sessions)
Catch a wave and you’re sittin on top of a cow!
Come on, everybody; let's go surfin on a cow It ain't real hard, I'll show you how Just grab a cow and catch a wave And hope there's someone there to save Your dumb ass...surfin on a cow
Take a cow in the ocean and you turn it upside down You're lucky if you both don't drown Hey, how did you get so dense? I pray somebody beats some sense Into your dumb ass...surfin on a cow
Well, the last thing I remember, doc, I was shootin the tube When I got wiped out by some cow-ridin rube I don't pretend to know what, who, or how I just know that was a big damn cow
Don't go surfin on a cow!
(Pipeline run) Dooooooood
Did you ever see a Woody with a cow tied to the roof? Or try to make one waterproof? You might go mad or contract anthrax It might be better if you just try to wax Your dumb ass...surfin on a cow
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